Reach out for the healing hands... of guru Dabbs

I command you IT devil... get out!

Something for the Weekend, Sir? Dabbsy has certain commitments which mean he won't be able to file a fresh one for you this week. So El Reg is running a column he wrote in 2013 in the hopes you don't remember reading it. We barely remember breakfast. Did we have breakfast? - Love, the Vulture backroom gremlins"