Article 4K7BJ Exhausted Amazon Customer Forced To Piss In Bottle While Browsing Prime Day Deals

Exhausted Amazon Customer Forced To Piss In Bottle While Browsing Prime Day Deals

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NEW YORK-Frantically searching through the latest lightning deals and price slashes while sitting in his darkened room, Amazon customer Franklin Harris was reportedly forced to piss in a bottle Monday in order to keep up with Prime Day deals. "Christ, I've been busting my ass scrolling through deals for 12 hours"

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