Report: How About You Tell Us The Goddamn News For A Change?
CHICAGO-Daring you-yes, you, who thinks they're so smart-to show us how you'd fare in the world of rigorous long-form journalism, a short brief published by The Onion Wednesday encouraged you, dear reader, to go ahead and tell us the goddamn news for a change. "Hey, Captain Informed Citizen, if this is so easy, then"