Article 4KH9V New Study Finds Nipples Evolved To Stop Mammals From Squirting Continuous Streams Of Milk From Chests

New Study Finds Nipples Evolved To Stop Mammals From Squirting Continuous Streams Of Milk From Chests

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MALIBU, CA-In a discovery that may vastly increase understanding of the vestigial growths, researchers at Pepperdine University published a study Friday concluding that nipples evolved in order to stop mammals from voiding continuous streams of milk from their chests. "According to our findings, mammals steadily"

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