Article 4M0D3 New Tampax High-Speed Applicator Able To Launch Tampons Into Vagina At 500 MPH

New Tampax High-Speed Applicator Able To Launch Tampons Into Vagina At 500 MPH

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NEW YORK-Touting the state-of-the-art device as a major time-saver for women, Procter & Gamble debuted a high-speed Tampax applicator Friday capable of launching tampons into the human vagina at speeds of up to 500 miles per hour. "Competing brands usually enter the vagina at 0.012 mph, with the resulting inefficiency"

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