Article 4M0PR Customers Relieved To See Perky 7-Eleven Cashier’s Spirit Has Finally Been Crushed

Customers Relieved To See Perky 7-Eleven Cashier’s Spirit Has Finally Been Crushed

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COLUMBUS, OH-Expressing their appreciation that they were once again able to shop in peace, 7-Eleven patrons were reportedly relieved Friday to discover that the perky cashier had finally had his spirit crushed. "I've been dreading going in recently for fear of that chipper employee cracking jokes, asking how my day"

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