‘Right This Way To The Debate Stage,’ Says Tearful, Rock-Holding Hickenlooper Aide Leading Candidate To Secluded Spot In The Woods
by The Onion from on (#4M968)
DETROIT-Trying to speak without his voice wavering as he picked up a heavy stone from the ground, an aide for John Hickenlooper's presidential campaign had reportedly ushered the former Colorado governor towards a secluded spot deep in the woods Tuesday with assurances that the debate stage was in that direction."