‘Sorry About The Tornado Or Whatever,’ Says Trump Wolfing Down Bowl Of Chili While Consoling El Paso Shooting Victim
by The Onion from on (#4MX3Z)
EL PASO, TX-Expressing sincere condolences for the tornado or whatever it was, President Donald Trump consoled an El Paso shooting victim Thursday while wolfing down a bowl of chili. "It's really terrible what that hurricane or whatever did to your house," said Trump, who quickly polished off the chili by lifting up"