Trump Boys Counter Chinese Currency Manipulation By Adding Extra Zeros To $20 Bills
by The Onion from on (#4MZB7)
WASHINGTON-Struggling to use their best penmanship as they wielded the king-size Sharpie permanent markers, the Trump boys attempted to counter Chinese currency manipulation Friday by adding extra zeros to $20 bills. "Our dad is doing a big money war with China, so we took our allowance and turned it into two"