Article 4N4SS Christ Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’s Been So Long It’ll Be Weird Now

Christ Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’s Been So Long It’ll Be Weird Now

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THE HEAVENS-Admitting He would not even know what to talk about with His followers after spending two millennia apart, Christ announced Monday that He has called off plans for His return upon coming to the realization that He has been gone so long at this point that coming back "would just be weird." "I've been"

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