Article 4NDZ0 Naked, Out-Of-Breath CDC Director Announces Nation’s Fertility Rate No Longer In Decline

Naked, Out-Of-Breath CDC Director Announces Nation’s Fertility Rate No Longer In Decline

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ATLANTA-Wiping the sweat from his brow and drinking from a glass of water, naked, out-of-breath CDC director Robert Redfield announced at a press conference Friday that the nation's fertility rate was no longer in decline. "I am happy to announce that after a slow, two-decade decline in American birth rates, our"

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