Article 4NK4V Nintendo Confirms Yoshi’s Ability To Throw Eggs To Defeat Enemies Is A Pro-Abortion Stance

Nintendo Confirms Yoshi’s Ability To Throw Eggs To Defeat Enemies Is A Pro-Abortion Stance

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Listen up, Yoshi fans! After years of speculation about why Mario's companion can throw eggs to defeat enemies, we just got definitive confirmation from the company that Yoshi's ability is meant to be a pro-choice political statement.

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