Article 4NNDQ Football Program In Jeopardy After High School Allocates $500,000 To ‘Little Women’ Production

Football Program In Jeopardy After High School Allocates $500,000 To ‘Little Women’ Production

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LOWELL, MA-In a huge blow to the already neglected varsity team, the Lowell High School football program found its future season in jeopardy this week after administrators allocated $500,000 of school funds to the theater department's upcoming production of Little Women. "We're worried about the future of the program."

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