‘Don’t Worry, I’ll Always Be Here To Fight Climate Change,’ Says Jay Inslee Before Ethereally Turning Into Majestic Oak
by The Onion from on (#4NREW)
SEQUIM, WA-In a speech delivered to supporters addressing the end of his presidential campaign, Washington Governor Jay Inslee announced Thursday that there was "no need to worry," because he would always be here to fight climate change before ethereally transforming into a majestic oak. "Although today marks the"