Crowd Roars In Approval As Makeup-Smeared Trump Begs Rally To Tell Him He’s Beautiful
by The Onion from on (#4NRK0)
SMITHFIELD, VA-Screaming and wailing through tears as mascara streamed down his cheeks, a makeup-smeared President Donald Trump begged a packed campaign rally Thursday to tell him he was beautiful. "America, as your leader, I need you to look me in the eye and let me know there's no one in this country prettier than"