Article 4NTD7 Christmas-Obsessed Woman Worships Christ Year-Round

Christmas-Obsessed Woman Worships Christ Year-Round

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MISSOULA, MT-Observing that she seems to "go a bit overboard" with her enthusiasm for the season, sources confirmed Friday that local woman Linda Gillespie is so obsessed with Christmas that she worships Jesus Christ throughout the entire year. "Even in summer, Linda will be brimming with the holiday spirit and"

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