Aides Struggle To Stop Dozens Of Kerosene-Soaked Republicans From Lighting Selves Ablaze Atop David Koch’s Body
by The Onion from on (#4NV2G)
WICHITA, KS-Urging calm as the wailing conservative politicians jostled for a place at their deceased benefactor's side, aides reportedly struggled Friday to prevent dozens of kerosene-soaked Republicans from lighting themselves ablaze atop David Koch's body. "I don't want to keep living in a world without David"