Article 4P71J ‘Yeah, I Totally Wore These On The Moon,’ Says Buzz Aldrin Selling Old Pair Of Gym Socks To Complete Sucker For $500,000

‘Yeah, I Totally Wore These On The Moon,’ Says Buzz Aldrin Selling Old Pair Of Gym Socks To Complete Sucker For $500,000

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BREVARD COUNTY, FL-Trying to hold back laughter while explaining how the garments were knit out of "proprietary NASA materials that are specially optimized for zero gravity," Buzz Aldrin was reportedly selling a pair of old gym socks for $500,000 to a complete sucker Thursday, assuring him that he "totally" wore them"

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