Article 4PENT Teenagers Making Out In Park Have No Idea What The Hell They’re Doing

Teenagers Making Out In Park Have No Idea What The Hell They’re Doing

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CARY, NC-Clumsily slobbering over each other like ham-fisted amateurs, a pair of teenagers sighted making out in the park Monday had absolutely no idea what the hell they were doing, dismayed onlookers confirmed. "From what I can see, they're just shoving fingers into each other's half-open mouth while he laboriously"

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