The Style Guide Alignment Chart

I've been thinking a lot about style guides lately, and I decided that what the world really needs right now is the definitive style guide alignment chart. I posted a version on Twitter the other day, but I wanted to do a slightly expanded version here. (Quotes are taken from easydamus.com.)

Lawful Good: The Chicago Manual of Style

A lawful good character combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly." And boy howdy, is Chicago relentless-the thing is over 1,100 pages! Even if you use it every day in your job as an editor, there are probably entire chapters that you've never looked at. But it's there with its recommendations just in case.

Neutral Good: The MLA Handbook

A neutral good character does the best that a good person can do." Look, the MLA Handbook certainly tries to do what's right, even if it can't make up its mind sometimes. Remember when it said you should specify whether a source was print or web, as if that wasn't obvious from context, and then it took that rule out in the next edition? Enough said.

Chaotic Good: The Buzzfeed Style Guide

A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him." Buzzfeed style is guided by a strong moral compass but doesn't feel beholden to a lot of traditional rules. It has great entries on gender, race, and disability and would probably recommend singular they" in that last sentence. It also has entries on celebricat (a celebrity cat), dadbod, and milkshake duck, because that's the internet for you.

Lawful Neutral: The Elements of Style

A lawful neutral character acts as law, tradition, or a personal code directs her." The Elements of Style, a.k.a. Strunk & White, certainly upholds a lot of laws and traditions. Are they good laws? Look, I don't see how that's relevant. The point is that if you follow its diktats by omitting needless words and going which hunting, your writing will supposedly be just like E. B. White's.

True Neutral: The Wikipedia Style Guide

A true neutral character doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos." Wikipedia doesn't care for your edit wars. There are lots of acceptable style choices, whether you prefer American or British English. Just pick a style and stick with it.

Chaotic Neutral: Wired Style

A chaotic neutral character avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions." Wired Style has a chapter called Be Elite" and another called Screw the Rules." The first edition is also printed on day-glow yellow paper, because screw your eyes too. It also has a chapter called Anticipate the Future" but probably didn't anticipate that it would go out of print twenty years ago.

Lawful Evil: The New Yorker

A lawful evil character plays by the rules but without mercy or compassion." The New Yorker uses jarring diereses to prevent misreading of words that no one has trouble reading, and it doubles consonants in words like focussed because it said so, that's why. It also unnecessarily sets off certain phrases with commas based on a hyperliteral idea of what restrictive and nonrestrictive mean. Tell me that's not mercilessly evil.

Neutral Evil: The Associated Press Stylebook

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with." The AP Stylebook used to say that two things couldn't collide unless they were both in motion, and it also used to recommend against not only split infinitives but also adverbs placed in the middle of verb phrases, which is the normal place to put them. They only abandoned those rules when John McIntyre finally called them on that BS.

Chaotic Evil: Publication Manual of the American Psychological Association

A chaotic evil character is arbitrarily violent" and unpredictable." Have you ever seen APA-style references? Some titles are in title case, while others are in sentence case. And, for reasons I can't understand, volume numbers are italicized but issues numbers aren't, even though there's no space between them. Arbitrarily violent" is the best description of that mess that I've seen.

Naturally, there will be some disagreement over the placement of some entries. I've also had a lot of calls to include Bluebook, with most people wanting to put it somewhere on the evil axis, while others have wanted to include The Yahoo! Style Guide, The Microsoft Manual of Style, or AMA Manual of Style. I've decided that I'm probably going to have to do a yearly update to add new entries or move some to more fitting spots. In the meantime, if you've got opinions-and I'm sure you do-feel free to chime in below.