Article 4Q1NB Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy

Longtime Sleepytime Tea Addict Has To Use 6 Bags Just To Feel Drowsy

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LEXINGTON, KY-Admitting that she may have a dependency issue with the soothing Celestial Seasonings herbal infusion, longtime Sleepytime Tea addict Katie Ball divulged Tuesday that she must consume six bags of the sedative brew in order to merely feel drowsy. "I started using Sleepytime to treat insomnia, which worked"

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