Article 4QQKZ Pope Francis Tells Sinner Risky Experimental Sacrament Only Thing Capable Of Saving Him

Pope Francis Tells Sinner Risky Experimental Sacrament Only Thing Capable Of Saving Him

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VATICAN CITY-Saying that he wouldn't recommend such an invasive course of action unless the situation was dire, Pope Francis told a sinner Thursday that a risky experimental sacrament was the only thing capable of saving him. "At such an advanced stage and with sins this mortal, I'd put the odds of saving your soul at"

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