Joe Kennedy Dodges Crashing Planes, Swerving Cars After Announcing Campaign For Senate
by The Onion from on (#4QW4D)
BOSTON-Moments after announcing plans to mount a 2020 challenge to Ed Markey for his Massachusetts Senate seat, Representative Joe Kennedy III was forced Saturday to dodge crashing planes, swerving cars, and a tumbling stampede of rolling concrete tubes all seemingly charging in his direction. "I believe this state is"