Article 4R2RZ 3-Year-Old Going To Hold In Fact That Cashier Is Fat Until He’s At Checkout

3-Year-Old Going To Hold In Fact That Cashier Is Fat Until He’s At Checkout

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Bettendorf, IA-Preparing to humiliate both his mother and the employee in one fell swoop, local 3-year-old Alex Delaney confirmed Tuesday that he was going to hold in the fact that the grocery store cashier is fat until he reaches the checkout. "Right now, I'm just thinking about the fact that the man is overweight,"

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