White House Unveils Lightly Edited Memorandum Of U.S. Constitution That Specifically Declares Trump’s Innocence
by The Onion from on (#4R5VK)
WASHINGTON-Seeking to exculpate the president from alleged wrongdoing, the White House released a lightly edited memorandum of the U.S. Constitution Wednesday that specifically declares Trump's innocence. "[The President of the United States of America] shall hold his Office during the Term of four Years, and,"