Article 4RKF5 70-Year-Old Man Worried He Running Out Of Time To Have Kids

70-Year-Old Man Worried He Running Out Of Time To Have Kids

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TOPEKA, KS-After spending decades focused solely on his career and then retirement, local 70-year-old man Dennis Lambert was reportedly worried Tuesday that he was running out of time to have kids. "My biological clock is ticking, and I'm concerned there won't be many more opportunities to start a family," said"

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