Article 4RVPJ Nation’s Top Pseudoscientists Harness High-Energy Quartz Crystal Capable Of Reversing Effects Of Being Gemini

Nation’s Top Pseudoscientists Harness High-Energy Quartz Crystal Capable Of Reversing Effects Of Being Gemini

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ALBUQUERQUE-In a breakthrough discovery that could change the way Sun Signs live forever, the nation's top pseudoscientists announced Friday that they had harnessed a high-energy quartz crystal capable of reversing the effects of being a Gemini. "From today onward, the Sign Of The Twins will no longer be forced to"

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