Article 4S161 Area Man Marries Woman He Barely Knows After 5 Years Of Dating

Area Man Marries Woman He Barely Knows After 5 Years Of Dating

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ENCINO, CA-According to sources in attendance at the ceremony, area man Daniel Walter was wed Saturday to Kelly Kaminski, a woman he hardly even knows after five years of dating. "Kelly, you are my rock, my everything, and you never cease to amaze me," said Walter, 37, who is reportedly deluding himself if he thinks"

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