GOP Lawmakers Watch Silently As Trump Strangles Each Of Their Loved Ones In Turn
by The Onion from on (#4S461)
WASHINGTON-Opting to take more of a wait-and-see approach instead of rushing to pass judgment, Republican lawmakers reportedly looked on in silence Tuesday as President Trump worked his way through each of their families and, one by one, strangled all their loved ones to death. "After I watched the president slowly"