Article 4S6T6 Study Finds Over 55 Million Deaths Could Be Prevented Annually By Some Sort Of Immortality Serum

Study Finds Over 55 Million Deaths Could Be Prevented Annually By Some Sort Of Immortality Serum

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MADISON, WI-Concluding that such a breakthrough would greatly improve the prognoses of patients with terminal conditions, a new study released Wednesday by the University of Wisconsin School of Medicine found that more than 55 million deaths could be prevented each year with an immortality serum of some kind. "We"

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