Article 4S8TD Bank Hostages Can’t Believe Police Didn’t Spring For Better Pizza

Bank Hostages Can’t Believe Police Didn’t Spring For Better Pizza

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FRESNO, CA-Carefully maneuvering across the blood-splattered lobby toward the boxes of food, hostages inside a locked-down Wells Fargo whispered amongst themselves Thursday that they couldn't believe the police didn't spring for better pizza. "Ugh, thin crust? Are you kidding me? These cops have the entire PD budget"

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