Middle School Boy Assumes Crush Staring Into His Eyes During Slow Dance Waiting For Him To Make Fart Noises With Hands
LANSING, MI-Encouraged by what he interpreted as "pretty strong signals," 12-year-old middle school student Brian Foster assumed Friday that Rebecca Saunders, his longtime crush who had spent his middle school's homecoming dance staring into his eyes, must obviously be waiting for him to make a series of fart noises"