‘You’ll Never Take Me Alive!’ Shouts Giuliani Jumping Onto Chandelier And Immediately Falling 3 Stories
by The Onion from on (#4SPVP)
NEW YORK-Leaping from a bannister on the upper story of a Manhattan luxury hotel, the president's lawyer Rudy Giuliani reportedly shouted "you'll never take me alive!" Wednesday before jumping towards a chandelier and immediately falling three stories onto the floor below. "Good luck catching me as I disappear like a"