Article 4TC0X Exterminator Composes Self In Driveway So Kids Won’t Know He Saw Cricket Die At Work Today

Exterminator Composes Self In Driveway So Kids Won’t Know He Saw Cricket Die At Work Today

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KANSAS CITY, MO-Inhaling deeply while suppressing the horror of what he witnessed earlier that day, exterminator Paul Young took a moment Tuesday to compose himself in the driveway so that his kids would not have to deal with the fact that he witnessed the death of a cricket at work. "This is my burden to bear, not"

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