Article 4TG9B Man Asks Every Trick-Or-Treater If They’re The Real Dracula Just In Case

Man Asks Every Trick-Or-Treater If They’re The Real Dracula Just In Case

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CLIFTON, NJ-Saying he was unwilling to take any chances with his safety, local man Jay Tierney confirmed Thursday that he made sure to ask every trick-or-treater if they're the real Dracula, just in case. "Obviously, Halloween can be a lot of fun, but if you show up at my doorstep with fangs and a cape, I'm gonna need"

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