Article 4TPJE Coworker Apparently Just Going To Stare At Lunch In Microwave For Entire 3-Minute Cook Time

Coworker Apparently Just Going To Stare At Lunch In Microwave For Entire 3-Minute Cook Time

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CLEVELAND-Noting his evident reluctance to break eye contact with the steadily rotating tupperware container, employees at Vizer Solutions speculated Tuesday that coworker Edward Morris was apparently just going to stare at his lunch in the microwave for the entire three-minute cook time. "Man, I guess his plan is to"

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