Article 4TWEZ ‘New Day, Same Bullshit,’ Whispers Dalai Lama Before Slapping On Smile To Greet The Masses

‘New Day, Same Bullshit,’ Whispers Dalai Lama Before Slapping On Smile To Greet The Masses

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MCLEOD GANJ, INDIA-Gripping the rim of the sink while staring at his reflection in his bathroom mirror, the Dalai Lama reportedly whispered, "New day, same bullshit," Friday before slapping on a smile to go greet the masses. "If one more person asks me for spiritual guidance in the face of adversity, I'm going to blow"

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