Article 4V39D Amazon Encourages Drivers To Deliver Packages Faster By Strapping Cinder Block To Truck’s Accelerator

Amazon Encourages Drivers To Deliver Packages Faster By Strapping Cinder Block To Truck’s Accelerator

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SEATTLE-Touting the new service as a way to maximize efficiency, Amazon officials announced Wednesday that they'll be encouraging faster shipping speeds by strapping a cinder block to the accelerator of their drivers' delivery trucks. "Our analysis has determined that Amazon drivers waste valuable time getting out of"

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