Article 4V9SZ Spider Panics After Losing Track Of Human It Noticed Scurry Across Floor

Spider Panics After Losing Track Of Human It Noticed Scurry Across Floor

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PASADENA, TX-Frantically scanning the rug below her web, a panicked local spider confirmed Monday that she had completely lost track of a human she had noticed scurrying across the floor. "Oh, God. Where is that thing? I looked away for one second and it disappeared," said the spider, searching along the baseboards"

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