Article 4VC2V FBI Solving 80% More Cases After Getting Great Big Magnifying Glass

FBI Solving 80% More Cases After Getting Great Big Magnifying Glass

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WASHINGTON-Describing the new piece of equipment as indispensable to the agency's successful reduction of backlogged cases, the FBI reported Tuesday it had solved 80% more crimes since investing in a great big magnifying glass. "Not since the implementation of DNA profiling in the 1980s have we equipped our"

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