Article 4VPXR Nation’s Long-Haired Old Men In Flowy Linen Shirts Announce You Are Loved

Nation’s Long-Haired Old Men In Flowy Linen Shirts Announce You Are Loved

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EUGENE, OR-A wide smile lighting up their faces as the crow's feet crinkled around their eyes, the nation's long-haired old men in flowy linen shirts issued a prepared statement Tuesday in which they confirmed that you are loved. "You are a wondrous creature overflowing with vibrancy and life, and you, my child, are"

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