Cabal Of Handsome Male Celebrities Agrees To Continue Withholding Baldness Cure From Public And Jude Law

UNDISCLOSED LOCATION-Upholding the promise they made so many years ago, a cabal of handsome male celebrities agreed Friday to continue withholding the cure to baldness from both the public and actor Jude Law. "To date, neither the public at large nor Law have demonstrated themselves as being worthy of the quantum"