God To Leave Humanity In Hands Of Babysitter Kayla While He Checks Out New Restaurant
THE HEAVENS-Saying that He would only be gone for an hour or two, the Divine Creator of the Universe, God, announced Monday that he was leaving humanity in the hands of babysitter Kayla Beckler while he checks out a new restaurant. "Kayla has my number in case anything happens, but I'm sure she'll take good care of"