Article 4WQA6 Area Man Has Little Present For You

Area Man Has Little Present For You

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SCOTTSDALE, AZ-Appearing seemingly out of nowhere as he clutched the neatly wrapped box to his chest, area man Greg Fleming had a little present for you, sources confirmed Tuesday. "I got you a present," said 36-year-old Fleming, who noted that it was completely fine if you didn't have a present to give him in return"

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