[NSFW] Greetings from the future where it's all pole-dancing robots and Pokemon passports
If you must know, 2020 was a blast NSFW: Something for the New Year, Sir? Happy 2021, everyone! No, I haven't typed that wrong, I really do bring greetings from the future. Someone launched a handheld short-jump time machine at CES 2021 and I persuaded them to let me test a review unit before they find out I'm not Matthew Hughes."