Article 4XGE4 Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday

Report: Everything Slightly Worse Than Yesterday

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NEW YORK-Emphasizing that the phenomenon is barely perceptible on a daily basis yet significant when observed on the whole, the nation's top qualitative experts released a report Monday confirming that everything in every significant area of life is, in fact, slightly worse than it was yesterday. "While there are by"

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