Article 4XGR9 Cat Treat Package Going On About Delicious, Creamy Center Too Much Not To Be Marketing To Humans

Cat Treat Package Going On About Delicious, Creamy Center Too Much Not To Be Marketing To Humans

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OCEAN CITY, MD-Stressing that the descriptions sounded incredibly tasty, local man Lucas Petrakis told reporters Monday that the copy on a package of cat treats was going on about their delicious, creamy center way too much for the company not to be marketing the product to humans. "It says they are 'slow-roasted' and"

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