Shhh! It's us, Microsoft. Yes, it's 2020. We're here with a new build of Windows 10

Ghost of Windows Future takes a bow while the Ghost of Windows Past spots XP in the wild

Happily for those still reacting negatively to sunlight after New Year's festivities, the new version of Windows 10 Microsoft has flung at Fast Ring fanboys and girls was a tad on the muted side."