Article 4XNSH Man Validated After Discovering Popular Kid From High School Ended Up Bottoming Out Almost As Much As He Did

Man Validated After Discovering Popular Kid From High School Ended Up Bottoming Out Almost As Much As He Did

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GLENDIVE, MT-Finding himself deeply satisfied upon learning that his alpha classmate's life turned out nearly as shitty as his own, local automotive upholstery repairman Josh Vick, 29, felt deeply validated Thursday upon discovering that Luke Morris, one of the most popular kids in his high school class, had bottomed"

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