Article 4XQEA Emergency Last Responders Loiter Around Scene Pretending To Aid Victims After Most Of The Work Already Done

Emergency Last Responders Loiter Around Scene Pretending To Aid Victims After Most Of The Work Already Done

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GREENSBORO, NC-Announcing that everything seemed under control and that they would be most helpful by staying out of the way, emergency last responders loitered around a multi-car pileup Friday pretending to aid victims after most of the work was already done. "Oh, looks like the fire department already used the Jaws"

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